Jessica Presents

Wednesday Haiku (Celebrity & Joblessness)

The hullabaloo:
There’s really nothing like it
in the universe.

And that’s why we find
ourselves, hiding in the dark
outside Brad Pitt’s home.

Wednesday Haiku (Impressing Chicks)

Sparrows can manage,
but the moving, the  shaking
all for a lady!

“We lack proper legs
with which to impress,” they screech
out toward the bosket.

Wednesday Haiku (Gender Roles & Commerce)

Mens play the hockey,
make the money, get in fights -
all while bar-hopping.

Wearing leather boots,
mink coats and designer jeans,
Womens be shopping.

Wednesday Haiku (Horticulture & Lycanthropy)

Tend to your garden,
by the raging St. Lawrence,
and live life afraid

Of these clandestine
werewolves waltzing beside your
macabre display!

And here’s a taste:

And if that’s what we’re like alone in our apartment on a random Tuesday, you can only imagine what we’ll be like onstage, in front of a crowd to please, right?

See you there,

PBD (Pale Blue Dot)

Wednesday Haiku (Babies v. Old Crazy Men)

When you’re loud, but young,
people will often forgive
your annoyances

as the result of youth,
naiveté. Way more than say
when you’re loud and old.